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Doctor or Pharmacy Jokes Thread (Everyone Welcome)

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May 27, 2022
A person walks into a pharmacy and the pharmacist is not rude.
That's the punchline. I could doctor it up to make it to 100 characters in length but just wanted to keep it simple and to the point.
Ok, so yesterday I was at the drive though window and the exchange went something like "I can't understand what you are saying, could you please speak up" and that's the way the entire conversation went. Was laughing on the way home because it almost came to the point of "quit copying what i'm saying" - "what" "what" quit copying what I'm saying" "quit copying what I'm saying!" ARGH!


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Nov 24, 2011
One for all my Scottish pals:

An English doctor is being shown around a Scottish hospital. At the end of his visit, he's shown into a ward with a number of patients who show no obvious signs of injury. He goes to the first patient who proclaims:-

"Fair fa' yer honest sonsie face,
Great chieftain o'the puddin' race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place, painch tripe or thairm:
Weel are ye worthy o' a grace as lang's my arm...."

The doctor, somewhat taken aback, goes to the next patient, who immediately launches into:-

"Some hae meat, and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat and we can eat,
And sae the Lord be thankit."

This continues with the next patient:-

"Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous beastie,
O what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty, wi bickering brattle
I wad be laith to run and chase thee, wi murdering prattle!"

"Well," said the Englishman to his Scottish colleague, "I see you saved the psychiatric ward for last."

"Och no, no," the Scottish doctor corrected him, "this is the Serious Burns Unit."
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