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A married couple got into an accident and the husband’s face was
badly burned. The doctor told him that they couldn’t graft any skin
from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to
donate some of her own skin.

However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable
would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed
that they would tell no one about where the skin came from and they
requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a
very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the
man’s new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before!
All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful
beauty!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with
emotion at her sacrifice. He said, “Dear, I just want to thank you for
everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?”

“My darling,” she replied. “I get all the thanks I need every time I see
your mother kiss you on the cheek. :ROFLMAO:
 

Soundsoul

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Apr 20, 2022
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Doctor jokes, the joke is Doctors themselves are a joke. I had long covid which developed some side issues, the doctors were least helpful. The only time I thought they might be useful is if they had to put me in a bodybag.
 

Bearhug

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ALTERNATIVE MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY

Artery
: The study of fine paintings

Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria
Barium: What doctors do when patients die

Catscan: Searching for kitty
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her
Coma: A punctuation mark.

D&C: Where Washington is

Enema: Not a friend
ER: The things on your head that you hear with

Fester: Quicker than someone else

Genes: Blue denim slacks
G.I. Series: World Series of military baseball

Hemorrhoid: A male from outer space

Impotent: Distinguished, well-known

Medical Staff: A doctor's cane
Morbid: A higher offer than I bid

Nitrates: Cheaper than day rate
Organ Transplant: What you do to your piano when you move
Outpatient: A person who has fainted

Pap Smear: Making fun of Dad
Pathalogical: A reasonable way to go
Pharmacist: Person who makes a living dealing in agriculture
Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative: A letter carrier

Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery
Rectum: Almost killed him
Red Blood Count: Dracula

Secretion: Hiding something
Seizure: Roman Emperor

Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport.
Thorax: A Dr. Seuss character
Triple Bypass: Better than a quarterback sneak
Tumor: More than one, an extra pair

Varicose: Near by/close by
Vein : Conceited
 
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